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shrimp_fried_rice

I’m a shrimp ask me anything
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Anonymous 1w

Is shrimp pussy really worth all the hype that comes from the shrimp community?

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Anonymous 1w

Do you have a shellfish allergy

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Anonymous 1w

Is it in fact better down where it’s wetter? Can I take it from you?

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Anonymous 1w

Mr. Shirmp! Mr. Shrimp! Do you enjoy your job?

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Anonymous 1w

Anything?

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Anonymous 1w

Are you shrimply having a wonderful Christmas time?

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Anonymous 1w

I have your family.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

All I can say is it’s shrimply a one in a krillion experience.

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Anonymous replying to -> just_peachy_ 1w

Yeah man. Up on the shore they work all day, out in the sun literally SLAVING away. While we’re devoting our full time to floating under the sea. It’s fucking awesome

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Anonymous replying to -> kookies 1w

I feel sorry for the shrimp stuck in the fried rice sweat shop but I do quite enjoy my job as I am a humble small business owner, you can’t get fried rice anywhere better on this side of the Atlantic

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Anonymous replying to -> kookies 1w

This is my employee of the month pic btw

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

No, I do admit I tend to be quite shellfish sometimes, I need to work on that fr

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Anonymous replying to -> shrimp_fried_rice 1w

Follow up. A recent study came out about 60% of shrimp are mob affiliated and love money laundering, any comments

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Anonymous replying to -> kookies 1w

So that’s what that swat raid was about, someone must have thought my humble restaurant was a mafia front

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Anonymous replying to -> shrimp_fried_rice 1w

Thank you for your time Mr. Shrimp

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