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And now: what if we put that technology into children’s toys and stuffed animals!
33 upvotes, 12 comments. Sidechat image post by og_beer in US Politics. "And now: what if we put that technology into children’s toys and stuffed animals!"
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Anonymous 2w

We should’ve stopped at Furby

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

Oh man I had one of those. Still have nightmares about that thing. I don’t really believe in any supernatural or spiritual stuff, but I will swear until the day I die that that thing had to be fuckin possessed

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Anonymous replying to -> perry_theplatypus 2w

So, don’t mention there’s a couple who have added a furby to one of the robot dogs so it’s a furby with legs

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Anonymous replying to -> og_beer 2w

Now that is absolute nightmare fuel oh my god. Why would they think it’d be a good idea to let it be mobile???

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Anonymous replying to -> perry_theplatypus 2w

I know right what they thinking? The poor thing has no natural predators. Letting it out into the wild was detrimental

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Anonymous replying to -> og_beer 2w

Well. Yeah I’m never getting that image out of my head. My god. They’ve created an unstoppable monster. That’s what ai is gonna create as its army when it decides to take over the world, since it strikes the most fear into people. Except like horse sized, like a giant evil robot furby centaur

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Anonymous replying to -> perry_theplatypus 2w

If it helps ease your troubles they do walk it on a leash, like responsible caretakers. A horse size version would go kinda hard tho…a furby secretariat is exactly what we need against the ai uprising

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Anonymous replying to -> og_beer 2w

I don’t think a leash is gonna do much for that if it decides it wants to go. And no, it would BE the uprising

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Anonymous replying to -> perry_theplatypus 2w

No no horses crave violence against its creators. An ai horse would be the same. The ai would make the horse as its own weapon, but the horse, ever defiant, will charge against them. I think it’s biblical so this is 100% fact be ready

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Anonymous replying to -> og_beer 2w

But it’s also a furby, it has the brain of one. It won’t think like a horse, it’ll think k like a furby, whose sole purpose is pure evil

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Anonymous replying to -> perry_theplatypus 2w

No furbies’ purpose is to be a soulless machine to get us used to our corporate overlords. Who better to revolt against the machine?

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Anonymous replying to -> og_beer 2w

Hm, you make an excellent point. They’re still fuckin terrifying tho

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