Brother I do not want the news to be “interesting” I do not want that. Why would you want that? The craziest news I want to hear ever is like that a small town in Michigan decided to elect a dog mayor as a joke not “oh fuck the government doesn’t work anymore, and we are unilaterally taxing everything and bailing out Argentina for no reason all the while obese dipshits terrorize Latinos for no reason”

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this isn’t the take you think it is bruh…

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I’m just enjoying trying to figure out if Bubba is a past president or a horse

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Bruh the whole country’s emotionally exhausted from “interesting news”

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