Anonymous #1 5d

True true

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Anonymous #2 5d

Really? What’s wrong with Jersey?

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Anonymous #3 4d

I want to be clear that it’s nothing political, I’m a bit jealous that they’re blue, coming from the great Commonwealth of PA. First is the drivers. Even though they’re statistically some of the best in the nation, the bad drivers from NJ are by far the absolute worst. Every time I’ve driven in NJ except for the times I’m going to popular vacation spots with mostly PA drivers around, an NJ driver will make an insanely illegal maneuver that can only be described as suicidal or attempted murder.

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Anonymous #3 4d

Second is the “culture.” NJ are by all means the single greatest culture vultures in the country. The only things they have to their name are jughandles, the Jersey Shore, and My Chemical Romance. The rest are things from PA and NY packaged as “jersey things.” The mob? The Sopranos is clearly the best. Pizza? NJ > NY. Wawa? It’s a Jersey thing. Bagels? Nobody does it like Jersey! Las Vegas? Atlantic City came first so it’s obviously better!

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Anonymous #3 4d

Even the Giants, Jets, and Eagles, they claim them as Jersey things because they don’t have their own. I’m sure they’d claim the Liberty Bell as a state symbol if they had the chance (they do it with the fucking Statue of Liberty anyway). I swear that NJ is like the youngest brother of PA (overlooked middle child) and NY (super strict standards oldest child) screaming for attention and stealing everything that makes its siblings unique.

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Anonymous #3 4d

Last is Chris Christy specifically. FUCK New Jersey for giving him to the world. Fuck Chris Christy for everything he’s done to terrorize Pennsylvania. “Bridgegate” alone should’ve seen him rot behind bars. And DOUBLE FUCK New Jersey for him being one of the only Republicans I can agree with when it comes to disdain for Trump. It’s like cheering for Megamind in his fight against Titan when he “killed” Metro Man not long before that. It’s fucked up.

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