Anonymous #1 2w

Sure

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Anonymous OP 2w

ok thank you. two years ago i accidentally came on my best friend's towel. i have super sperm and they all travelled inside him and gave him a womb, and now he's pregnant with like 150 babies or more. im trying to convince him not to abort but his family wants him to because they need meat for the winter. what should i do?

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Anonymous #1 2w

These liberals just keep getting weirder because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????

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Anonymous OP 2w

i'm not a liberal and also you said i could ask you something, i really need help. i can support 150 babies, i don't want them to be eaten. any advice is appreciated

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Anonymous #1 2w

And you did. I didn’t say I would answer. I don’t even know how to answer your question. Get a fucking therapist or something

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Anonymous OP 2w

i had a therapist one time. he ghosted me after i told him about the time that i bent backwards all the way and gave myself a rimjob. i was worried about him and went to his house, but he called the police on me for living under his bed for ten days. he has a restraining order against me now. he won't help me, please can i have any advice?

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Anonymous #1 2w

Find god? Idk dude

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Anonymous OP 2w

i met god when i was a kid, my mom tried to drown me and it didn't work. i tried to make friends with him but he talked to my therapist i guess and he sent me back to be away from him. i just want my 150 or more kids to be ok please help a fellow conservative out

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Anonymous #1 2w

Maybe just do coke then.

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Anonymous OP 2w

i tried but it wouldn't work

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Anonymous #1 2w

What haven’t you tried

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Anonymous OP 2w

first sensible suggestion u had was blow

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Anonymous OP 2w

i haven't tried spaghetti, i always get scared the noodles are little worms that'll wiggle down my throat and out my butthole. a snake did that to me one time and i almost hung myself to escape the feeling, so i haven't really been a fan of pasta since then

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Anonymous #1 2w

What was your question again

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Anonymous OP 2w

i came on my best friend's towel one time by accident, and my sperm (who are really great swimmers) went inside him and created a womb and they all became viable. they told me they want to live, and i want them to live but my best friend wants to abort my 150 or more babies so his family has meat for the winter. i need help convincing him not to abort, so that my 150 or more babies can live safely with me instead of being consumed

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Anonymous #1 2w

I copied your question and asked AI, here’s what it said

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Anonymous OP 2w

i will find you and livestream me peeling your skin off and making a life sized sex doll if you give me ai advice again

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Anonymous OP 2w

if i wanted ai i would have asked ai but i asked you. i don't like ai since it told me one time that my sister had ascended to heaven's realm through cultivation.

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Anonymous #1 2w

I guess AI no longer wants to talk to you either, I copy and pasted your response too.

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Anonymous OP 2w

i hate you and am making a spell in my toilet to give you lice

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Anonymous #1 2w

Now I have become the ragebaiter 😈

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Anonymous OP 2w

lice baiter, soon

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Anonymous OP 2w

i hope you have long curly hair, so my friends have a nice new home. i would be very sad if they were neglected, but i'm sure you're an ok home. one time a louse crawled in my ear while i asleep, it wasn't very fun but that's ok because that's when they became my friends

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Anonymous #1 2w

Ok I have to go now, bye

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Anonymous OP 2w

bye! stay on the lookout for your new colony :)

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Anonymous #1 2w

i just read all of this. i got one thing so say and it's what the fuck

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