US Politics on Sidechat | If you vote for me for POTUS in 2028, here is my manifesto: 1. Require urinals to be in personal stalls. 2. Bring back bathroom couches in women’s rooms. 3. Eliminate the stall gaps that plague our nation.

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If you vote for me for POTUS in 2028, here is my manifesto: 1. Require urinals to be in personal stalls. 2. Bring back bathroom couches in women’s rooms. 3. Eliminate the stall gaps that plague our nation.

Anonymous 5d

4. Revoke all New Jersey driver's licenses. 5. Revoke all pickup truck driver's licenses. 6. Death penalty for going under the speed limit in the left lane of the Pennsylvania Turnpike when there's zero fucking traffic. 7. Death penalty for ppl who buy historic homes and immediately give them the millennial/Home Depot special.

Anonymous 5d

im sorry as nice as they sound bathroom couches are vile i do not want furniture to sit in bathroom air

Anonymous 5d

Thank god because it’s so weird when people use the urinal next to me at work 😭 just use a stall

Anonymous 5d

The only bathroom bill I want a part of

Anonymous

#1 5d

We’re cramped like cattle and sometimes THERES NOT EVEN A FUCKING BARRIER ITS JUST A FUCKING LARGE GUTTER

Anonymous

#2 5d

8. Provide a lobby to all restrooms for which all bathroom couches are to be in.

Anonymous

OP 5d

Henceforth shall be called the “Rest from Men room”

Anonymous

OP 5d

OH THE TROUGHS ARE ABSURD IVE ONLY SEEN THEM IN STADIUMS

Anonymous

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Anonymous

OP 5d

a sports center i went to as a kid had this model and yea its pretty awesome

Anonymous

OP 5d

I don’t support the death penalty but maybe I’ll let that slide

Anonymous

#1 5d

abu ghraib treatment instead of death penalty

Anonymous

#2 5d

💀💀💀

Anonymous

OP 5d

9. Publicly tar and feather all pedophiles, proven beyond a reasonable doubt, afterwards leaving them to the mercy of the attendees. 10. Personally beat up the CEOs of major tech companies one-by-one and in front of their subordinates, until one of their fucking nerds add an option to turn off AI. 11. Beat up Jensen Huang until he promises NVIDIA GPU’s are only to be used for playing video games. 12. Recognize the sovereignty of Palestine. 13. Remove ball room, restore Kennedy Rose Garden

Anonymous

#1 5d

I’m glad to perform outreach to my constituents. Your pleas are heard and I will do anything in my power to assist

Anonymous

OP 5d

14. Reunite Ireland. 15. Release the Epstein Files (my ahh was hardly a glimmer in my father’s eye when all that happened) 16. Freeze the assets of billionaires and seize them for taxes, forcing the wealthy to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. 17. Raise the minimum wage to $15/hr. 18. Find anyone who ruins public restrooms and make them clean zoo enclosures as punishment. 19. Free apartments for all. 20. No child hungry.

Anonymous

#3 4d

I’m pleased to have your vote, concerned constituent. Together we can end the toilet tyranny that undermines the core principles of freedom, upon which our great nation was built. When fear to pee becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

Anonymous

#2 4d

The urinal stall idea came from a Five Guys in France. They had a door (and for some reason the door had a window, i guess for the workers to check if it’s empty since you’d only see the backs of heads) and everything. I felt like I was living in 2100