Anonymous #1 19h

I mean come on bro you gotta list some examples here. And then, just for fun, list some conservative games you think are actually good

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Anonymous #1 19h

Life is strange, Dustborn, New Halo, Dragon age, I could go on

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Anonymous #2 19h

The rocky series alone stumps this whole argument

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Anonymous #1 19h

Old Halo, COD, also it doesn’t even have to be right or left wing. Right wing and non political are always better than left wing

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Anonymous #3 19h

What game

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Anonymous OP 19h

Those are good games

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Anonymous OP 19h

Old halo? Ok. Let’s start there. Specifically Halo CE through 3 from bungie. You’re telling me that that’s a conservative game. Ok. Let’s see if that holds up. Prior to ever encountering the covenant, the Unified Earth Government sends the UNSC to crush a rebellion in the outer colonies to maintain control over those colonies resources and profits. They do this by kidnapping fucking children and turning them into super soldiers. You play as the victim of that.

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Anonymous #4 19h

Gray Morality, performativism, forced diversity, etc etc. and by forced diversity I mean the new halo games thinking it makes sense for the majority of the force to be female

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Anonymous #1 19h

Let’s keep going. Additionally, the UNSC has a literal secret censorship police called the ONI. They heavily censor information and free speech to maintain control over the colonies. Obviously, the capitalists are the Good Guys here. Conservative game, huh?

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Anonymous #1 19h

Old halo is fighting off invading evil aliens with a strange religion led by a false prophet

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Anonymous OP 19h

Gray morality? That’s just how life is sometimes. Performativity? Going to need more specifics than that. “The majority of the force being female” is in fact in line with the human population, there are slightly more women than men in the world. I’m really not sure what you mean by this though given that I haven’t played the new halo games

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Anonymous #4 19h

Gray morality objectively makes games less fun to play

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Anonymous #1 19h

Then the covenant and Arbiter enter the equation. Halo 2 and 3 are released around the time of the war on terror. This is where it gets much more complicated. The Arbiter was literally originally meant as a direct allegory for islam, down to originally being named the Dervish, for commentary on how religious zealots manipulate people through DIFFERENT means. The covenant being a theocracy plays into that too. Simultaneously, the UNSC are controlling ITS people through surveillance…

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Anonymous #5 19h

I haven’t played that so idk

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Anonymous OP 19h

jesus fuck dude if you had just waited two more minutes i would have gotten there

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Anonymous #5 19h

There’s genuinely no way you’ve played dustborn and thought that was a good game

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Anonymous OP 19h

How exactly? And how is that objective?

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Anonymous #4 19h

The most fun games have an antagonist that is objectively evil. They actually want the worst for their enemies

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Anonymous #1 19h

And censorship. Down to listing dead spartans publically as MIA to preserve the image of the Exceptional Soldier. Sound familiar - the exceptional soldier? Heard it in recruiting ads? I have. So does that sound like a … PRO UNSC story? Or does it sound like commentary on how NOBODY is handling anything correctly? And quite frankly - did you even fuckin PLAY the games? Because “evil aliens false prophet” is a LAUGHABLY stupid interpretation of the stuff the game literally shoves in your face

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Anonymous OP 19h

So go on.

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Anonymous #1 19h

Talking about Combat evolved. That’s like the core of the game

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Anonymous OP 19h

Okay so that doesn’t answer the question, also “wanting the worse for your enemies” isn’t unique to bad people

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Anonymous #4 19h

There’s a reason Mario was so popular…

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Anonymous OP 19h

Not gonna dispute that COD is conservative when the argument is routinely made that it serves as propaganda for the military lmfao. Got me there. And COD stuff is fun. But I’m curious - what are these Apolitical games you mentioned?

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Anonymous #1 19h

Minecraft

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Anonymous OP 19h

So OP, genuine question. You listed two first person shooters as examples of good games. Then, an episodic adventure game, then story based action adventure, then new halo (fucking FAIR), then fantasy roleplay. it… seems you like first person shooters. Have you ever played a woke one? Because they exist.

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Anonymous OP 19h

For example, I’m working through Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus. Ever played a Wolfenstein game?

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Anonymous #1 19h

Never heard of it

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Anonymous OP 19h

Minecraft. Y’know actually. Core gameplay wise? I’ll give you that. But add in the original creator and oh no. ooooooh no

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Anonymous OP 19h

i’m not even gonna reach for the villager thing

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Anonymous #1 19h

I’m sure they do but I haven’t played a good one

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Anonymous #1 19h

I mean yea villagers are based of Jewish people and the iron golem is based on the Golem from Jewish folklore

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Anonymous OP 19h

YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF WOLFENSTEIN???? IT LITERALLY INVENTED FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS. THE FIRST ONE CAME OUT IN 1991 - B E F O R E THE FIRST DOOM. It plays extremely similarly to the Doom series, both the old ones and the new ones. If you like doom, you’ll prolly like Wolfenstein too. But… the tone is a bit different

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Anonymous OP 19h

It’s set on planet earth. It’s alternate history. In this universe, the Nazis won world war two. And you, my friend, are puttin the fuckin Doom “rip and tear” treatment on every single nazi unfortunate enough to get in your way

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Anonymous #1 19h

I mean from that description I would call it right wing because you are fighting a foreign enemy that is objectively evil

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Anonymous #1 19h

Relax pal

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Anonymous OP 19h

the. the enemy is the nazis. and the game does not sanitize shit about what the nazis believe in or stand for. y’know - right wing stuff. and it’s not exactly subtle about who is in the wrong. the first cutscene of wolf II, the one i’m playing rn, is a flashback to your racist texas father going on an antisemetic rant against your jewish mother, knocking her out, choking you out for talking to a black girl, and forcing you to shoot your dog.

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Anonymous #1 19h

I really know nothing about the game other than the gameplay description you gave me

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Anonymous OP 19h

the current level i’m on, the nazis put all the “immigrants and queers and blacks” (nazi’s words, not mine) in a concentration camp and i have to bust them out dude. this is not a right wing game

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Anonymous #1 19h

So you’re fighting off a foreign objectively evil enemy to save innocent lives?

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Anonymous OP 19h

But you know about the nazis, right? Like it’s extremely clear where this game stands

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Anonymous OP 19h

i mean sure you could view it that way if you strip away the context that the enemy is exclusively aryan and you’re literally on the side of the minorities and oh also in this universe the american government caved - not terribly hard in the era of jim crow - so a good portion of the nazis are Americans eager to join the cause (reminds me of a certain push to join a three-letter organization that rounds up immigrants right now from the right).

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Anonymous OP 19h

Yes. If you completely fucking ignore the entire plot of the game, the context of the universe, the cutscene, the real historical reality of how America felt about the nazis prior to pearl harbor, and what the Nazis actually believe. You can call it a game about fighting off objectively evil foreigners.

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Anonymous OP 19h

However, I’m pretty sure that you will agree approaching literally any video game that way is - and this is true - stupid. low IQ. willfully ignorant. Yes?

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Anonymous #1 19h

Relax pal. Life is strange is a bad game because there’s no clear story and for some reason to have to sympathize with everything

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Anonymous OP 19h

ah yes. mario. the game about a benevolent multiracial kingdom of humans, toads, and yoshis being taken over by a highly militarized fascist. who is then stopped by an ordinary plumber rising to the occasion. i know they both start with the same vowel but “8 bit” does not equal “apolitical”

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Anonymous #1 19h

I didn’t say Mario was Apolitical. I said the reason Mario was enjoyed is because it had an objectively evil enemy

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Anonymous OP 19h

No, see, we’re talking about Wolfenstein. Don’t change the subject. Especially when the biggest issue you have with LiS is that it’s not about blowing a ton of lead through someone’s skull. If you completely ignore everything that makes Wolfenstein, well Wolfenstein, you can frame it as about killing evil foreigners. But that is STUPID, right?

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Anonymous OP 19h

“Leftist games” can have an objectively evil enemy my guy

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Anonymous OP 19h

Ah yes. The objectively evil enemy. Bowser. Objectively evil. Bowser. yep.

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Anonymous #4 18h

Leftist games make you sympathize with them and in rare cases even makes you play as them

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Anonymous OP 18h

Ok you are gonna love Wolfenstein if you ever play it. It routinely goes on sale for 6 bucks on all platforms

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Anonymous OP 18h

Noooooo the fuck they don’t lmfao? General Engel is introduced in Wolf II by calling her daughter fat and physically abusing her there is ZERO redeeming qualities there

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Anonymous #1 18h

“I could go on” doesn’t go on

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Anonymous #1 18h

Might check it then

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Anonymous OP 18h

They didn’t reply so I’ll list a few of my favorites The Ace Combat series, project wingman, Subnautica (I’m so serious lmfao that game is SO anticapitalist and antiexploitation), Night in the Woods, if anyone has others list em.

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Anonymous OP 18h

please do. i’m only halfway through but it’s sooooo good. it’s on PC, Playstation, Xbox, AND switch

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Anonymous OP 14h

“And in rare cases even makes you play as them” In your own argument you stated Call of Duty was a “conservative” game when in og MWII you literally commit a mass shooting at an airport

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Anonymous #7 14h

In MW4 (2026) they give some level of sympathy to the North Korean leader… Good villains can have understandable motives and some sympathy and others have none, neither is inherently a liberal or conservative idea. It’s just basic character writing

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Anonymous OP 14h

Mf have you even played most of the games your claiming are leftist slop? What about cyberpunk? Baldurs gate and tf you mean about halo you are aware there were female Spartans right? It’s a big part of the lore

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Anonymous OP 14h

How in tf is rocky supposed to be a conservative message? I got my remember boxing having any political point

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Anonymous OP 14h

And again they had female Spartans, so it’s not woke if you have played the other games you would know that plus if you even began to open a book based on the series you would understand that too

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Anonymous OP 14h

Calling bowser “objectively evil” while he also has plenty of benevolent moments.

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Anonymous OP 14h

Life is strange is a masterpiece wtf are you talking about? And it’s not new halo it’s a remake of the original combat evolved, you realize master chief is the only spartan that really is in that game right? Why because at that point most of them are dead, so yes there were both men and women Spartans just master chief is one of the last in the first game and he’s a guy so it focuses on him how in tf is saying yeah most were women woke? If the creators said that’s the lore then that’s the lore

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Anonymous OP 14h

Again tf you mean, there’s no clear story are you larping rn? That tells me you didn’t play the game because the story is very clear and no it doesn’t show her actions as sympathetic a lot of Chloe’s actions are seen as bad throughout the series and the antagonist is a fucking serial killer the game doesn’t want you to emphasize with like your just larping

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Anonymous OP 13h

You know AAA games aren’t made by leftists, right?

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Anonymous OP 13h

I feel like I’ve been teleported back to when TLOU 2 came out. Did I time travel?

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Anonymous OP 8h

ok so i may or may not have binged the rest rest and holy fucking shit OP you have GOT to play wolfenstein you are gonna fuck with this so hard

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Anonymous #1 7h

Okay God forbid there’s ONE game I haven’t played chill out

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Anonymous OP 7h

Op! wtf Is wrong with you? Life is strange is beautiful and well written but not sympathetic at all, second halo has always had female Spartans

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Anonymous OP 7h

But also you’ve got to play wolfenstine

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Anonymous OP 7h

no ok this isn’t that lmfao the finale of wolfenstein just. wow. just wow dude. this is also my first wolfenstein game! i am excited to share my experience. my apologies

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Anonymous #1 7h

It’s the fucking best!

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Anonymous #9 7h

Anya has five guardian angels and plot armor and i’m not even mad

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