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US Politics 14w

shrimp_fried_rice

 My roommate has been on a 5 HOUR SEINFELD BINGE IF I HEAR THAT SLAP BASS RIFF ONE MORE FUCKING TIME IM GONNA BITE MY OWN FUCKING HEAD OFF
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Anonymous 14w

That’s some impressive neck mobility

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Anonymous 14w

Wish we could comment videos bc I’d do a bass cover of the Seinfeld riff just for this post

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Anonymous 14w

If I had that amount of flexibility I’d… nvm

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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 14w

Not beating the gooner allegations today but I had to

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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 14w

Marilyn Manson’s ribs core

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Anonymous replying to -> cheesepussy 14w

Was that true btw?

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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 14w

No sadly

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Anonymous replying to -> cheesepussy 14w

Damn he so would’ve tho

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Anonymous replying to -> just_peachy_ 14w

Quote it

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Anonymous replying to -> cheesepussy 14w

I should but my short neanderthal attention span has already lost interest in the idea of doing it (i forgot to take my adderall today)

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