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If you, as a man, drink black rifle coffee, care about beard oil, drive a 3/4 ton truck, and drink whiskey neat, I actually think far less of you as a man than I do of a latte swilling metrosexual
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Anonymous 1w

Listen I can agree that the only good BRCC is a porn site and that people who drive pickups and don’t work construction have micropeens, but why is my foo foo beard shampoo and oil that makes it soft and smell nice catching strays along with whiskey? Come on man.

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Anonymous 1w

This guy wants you to have a scratchy beard

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Anonymous 1w

Some of my friends drink whiskey neat but it makes me feel sick 😭 I can do any other liquor neat except whiskey lmao

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Anonymous 1w

Conservatism is when practicing proper facial hair hygiene

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Anonymous 1w

Okay so what if I hate the idea of right wing grifter coffee, but am simply a Southern man, so I do the other parts (minus the truck, I drive a sedan)?

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Anonymous 1w

I like beard oil… it makes my beard smell nice…

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Anonymous 1w

I don’t give a fuck about the opinions of someone who looks like this. My left pinky has more testosterone then you and all your friends combined

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

I feel like it’s like an assault weapon qualification, an “if you do more than a certain number of these things” type deal.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

I don’t like whiskey either. I feel like it has a much stronger alcohol taste than its proof would suggest

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Yeah, I hate Black Rifle Coffee because it tastes the same as other coffee but at an upcharge because it’s right wing. I also hate people who drive pickups for anything other than work. But the rest of the stuff you listed, I do, because I am a man from the South.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

This is why I use facial hair oil and aftershave and shit. It smells good.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w
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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

More comfortable in his masculinity than u tho which is crazy

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

There’s nothing masculine about that

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

I mean, that’s like saying Prince wasn’t masculine because he embraced his feminine side. Which is insane, Prince was only made more masculine by the fact that he was able to embrace that side of himself while maintaining his masculine male identity.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

If you have a feminine side or embrace that you are feminine not masculine. A masculine man would never do anything feminine like them and you’re delusional and stupid if u think so. Someone masculine acting feminine to be more masculine doesn’t even fucking make sense lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

I mean I’m a dude who’s broad-shouldered and deep-voiced. Very clearly a masculine man to anyone who looks at me or hears me talk. I’ve also worn makeup, I’ve played a drag role in a play (I’m a man who’s played a woman to make people laugh). There’s aspects to my personality that are traditionally feminine. They don’t undermine the masculine parts of my personality and body. Simple as.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Then you are not masculine. You are the equivalent of a frilled lizard or those caterpillars that look like snakes. You just have the look but you aren’t actually masculine. It’s called Mimicry in nature. If you were masculine you wouldn’t be acting feminine, wearing make up and doing drag shows

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

“Bro you can’t ever do anything that’s not MANLY bro or you’re not a MAN” give the fuck over

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

I sing Bass II (Deep Bass), I have shoulders like a linebacker because I was the butterfly specialist on my high school swim team. One look and listen to me, and your brain screams “MAN.” Nothing changes that, even though I’m also a trained dancer, have worn makeup both for productions and for fun, and have played a woman on the stage. I’m in a long term heterosexual relationship, nobody can deny my masculinity. I think the dudes who wouldn’t dare do such things for fear of femininity are scared

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

Society is still insecure about the idea of men grooming themselves. They don’t want them to be gross but they also don’t want them to ever come off like they put effort into not being gross. Men should naturally not be gross effectively. Like, beyond washing your anus, if you put any other effort into grooming your gay.

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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 1w

*youre

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

To be clear, if you just don’t have a talent for that kind of thing, that’s fine. If your take is “that’s cool but I couldn’t do that” it’s a perfectly fine take. But if you’re like “you’re less of a man for doing that kind of thing” it reeks of being uncomfortable in your own skin as another man.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

You mean the photo? Bro you are not more masculine than the guy with the balls to take a photo with his shirt off to be used by the public. You’re so insecure you wouldn’t post a photo of your chest on fuckin beach day brother. You are a loser

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