who wrote this lmao it reads like a fantasy

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It gives me second hand embarrassment to imagine republicans not only buying something as pandering as black rifle coffee, but actually being proud of it? Unreal. Bet it’s got a real boot leathery finish to it

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hey since it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven, I’m willing to do you a HUGE favor. You can transfer all of your money to me so you’ll definitely get raptured

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Saving this to repost in a week if I remember

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Sky daddy ain’t gonna tell me what to do, I’ll live my own life how I want

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How many blue haired people do you see in your daily life? I’ve met like 2 my entire life, and they were both in high school (I’m 31 now).

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