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Was at a chipotle when a blue haired septum piercing barista with lgbtq pins on they/they’re hat asked what I wanted. I said a plain black rifle coffee. They said they don’t carry black coffee as they only make woke lattes. I said “dark maga rise up” 😂
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Anonymous 3w

Was at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria when a biting 87 Golden Freddy with a springtrap mask on vengeful/spirit’s hat asked if I wanted it join the animatronic family. I said a plain joy of creation. They said they don’t carry joy of creation as they’re the sister location. I said “purple guys rise up” 😹

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I was at a Walmart when a balding, missing teeth worker with anti woke police pins and a nor/mal hat asked if I was looking for something. I said oat milk. They said they don’t carry oat milk and they only carry anti woke big and strong whole milk. I said “righteous liberals rise up”

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Anonymous 3w

Woke lattes actually kinda funny. You asked for Black Rifle coffee specifically? What are you Joe Rogan?

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Anonymous 3w

I bet you felt so sigma bro. She prolly gets more play than you tho

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Anonymous 3w

Starbucks sorry

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