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Okay, I know we’re all scrambling to find a candidate but I have an idea.
30 upvotes, 13 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in US Politics. "Okay, I know we’re all scrambling to find a candidate but I have an idea."
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US Politics 1w
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20 upvotes, 11 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in US Politics. "😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂"
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Anonymous 1w

My favorite part is how his eyelids are wrapped around his eyeballs so tightly they look as though they might burst. Truly the man for the job.

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Anonymous 6d

I think I’m gonna die in this HOUSE

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Anonymous 1w

hmmm... how many brain diseases does he have, if it's less than three he isn't fit

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Anonymous 1w

He died in december 24

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Zero, except he’s literally been braindead for over two years (which is less than most Washington bigwigs)

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

he's got my vote!

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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 1w

They probably already did burst after we buried him, now we just need a Ouija board to contact him

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

I’ve got a spirit box somewhere in my closet. Or we could call one of the official Washington necromancers that have kept Mitch alive all these years.

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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 1w

One of the necromancers might be good however I think you’re mistaken about Mitch McConnell as tortoises have always had a lifespan around 80-150 years.

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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 1w
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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6d

The Ouija board says… $8 TRILLION TO ISRAEL RAHHHHHHHH A TRUE AMERICAN PRESIDENT

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 6d
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Anonymous replying to -> mushy.the.mushroom 6d

“What’s your name, Mr. President?” “I S R A E L H A S A R I G H T T O D E F E N D I T S E L F W A I T I M E A N T B A A L”

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