Anonymous #1 10w

Roasted potatoes are none of the above

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Anonymous #1 10w

Salad.

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Anonymous #1 10w

Also salad.

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Anonymous #1 10w

Any type of fruit are none of the above

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Anonymous #1 10w

Depending on the fruit could be salad or sandwich

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Anonymous OP 10w

Explain your reasoning

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Anonymous #1 10w

Steak: eat with fork and knife, broken up into small pieces, typically has a dressing. Roasted potatoes: small pieces of vegetable that you eat with fork and knife. Fruit: if it is cut up or small it is a salad as you eat many pieces and they’re all the same piece (like a lettuce) and if it is not then it is a sandwich because you eat it with your hands and the outside is a container for the good stuff on the inside.

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Anonymous #2 10w

Objectively sandwich

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Anonymous OP 10w

Filling is optional and I wouldn't call a piece of bread on its own a sandwich

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Anonymous #2 10w

Outside is a surrounding of the good things on the inside (more bread is a filling)

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Anonymous OP 10w

Everything is a sandwich by that reasoning

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Anonymous OP 10w

Steak is objectively not a salad, potatoes you could say is a salad, and fruits are not salads

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Anonymous #2 10w

Nuh uh there’s also soup and salad

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Anonymous OP 10w

But the soup is just surrounding the stuff on the inside of the soup

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Anonymous #1 10w

The dictionary is wrong. Pasta salad.

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Anonymous OP 10w

Soup is the bread and filling

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Anonymous #2 10w

THE BOWL IS THE BREAD YOU JEZEBEL

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Anonymous OP 10w

But you don't eat the bowl

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Anonymous #2 10w

Speak for yourself

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Anonymous OP 10w

Bowl is more akin to sandwich plate

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Anonymous OP 10w

Bro said the dictionary is wrong

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Anonymous #1 10w

The second definition is “a mixture containing a specified ingredient served with a dressing” fuck you steak is salad

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Anonymous #2 10w

Well good thing soup is soup!

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Anonymous OP 10w

Soup sandwich

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Anonymous #2 10w

Nuh uh

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Anonymous OP 10w

Yuh huh

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Anonymous OP 10w

Steak is not a mixture of anything, it’s just steak, unless you season it or add anything extra then you could argue that but as is, steak on the grill is not salad

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Anonymous #2 10w

How is it sandwich? It is liquid and there is no difference between outside and inside. You do not eat with hands you eat with spoon

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Anonymous #1 10w

Steak is a mixture of meat and fat that is eaten with a fork and knife and often has a dressing

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Anonymous OP 10w

Same with croissant, it being homogeneous or having ever changing borders doesn't make it any less of a sandwich

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Anonymous #2 10w

Outside is brown inside is white outside is crust inside is not crust

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Anonymous OP 10w

Depends on croissant

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Anonymous OP 10w

What if it is baked in the form of a 4d object and we therefore can't determine what is the outside and the inside

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Anonymous #2 10w

And what if the earth was made of pudding?

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Anonymous OP 10w

It would be soup 🤤

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Anonymous #2 10w

AMEN

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Anonymous OP 10w

Which is a sandwich

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Anonymous #2 10w

You’re going to hell

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Anonymous #3 10w

Sandwich, soup, salad, salad, sandwich, sandwich, shampoo is soup bottle is bowl, sandwich, empty backpack is sandwich and full backpack is salad, sandwich, sandwich. Fuck you.

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Anonymous OP 10w

donut -- a sandwich of nothing? its one piece. thats bread. i can rebuke everything you said

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Anonymous #3 10w

Outside of donut is the bread for inside of donut. Is eated with hands.

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Anonymous OP 10w

bread is not bread for itself you dunce. the crust of a loaf of bread is a part of itself, there is no sandwich to be had. a garlic knot is not any of these either. a garlic knot with just bread no garlic or butter is also none of these either

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Anonymous ireallylikepancakes 10w

Tempted to say salad

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Anonymous #3 10w

Bread is bread for itself :D

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Anonymous OP 10w

Haha, I made you unsure. That’s enough for me. Personally, I would’ve gone for a soup.

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Anonymous OP 10w

This is a fun post btw, kudos!

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Anonymous ireallylikepancakes 10w

It pissed my boyfriend off so much that I had to ragebait others.

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Anonymous OP 10w

I respect it

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Anonymous OP 10w

using some terryology over here jesus christ youre delusional. bread is a singular unit. there is nothing to make it a sandwich.

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Anonymous #3 10w

Crust is bread of bread

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Anonymous OP 10w

incorrect. crust is a condition of bread. to make bread you must have crust. you cannot have crustless bread. bread cannot be a sandwich for itself, there is no bread or substance or bread. it is all one piece together

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Anonymous #3 10w

Nuh uh. Crust is different than bread. Bread is bread.

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Anonymous OP 10w

clearly youve never made bread before. dont speak on things youre ignorant of.

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Anonymous #3 10w

I make sourdough!!! My starters name is Betty!!!

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Anonymous OP 10w

then youre just stupid. a condition of having bread is having crust. it is just the most exposed part of the bread to the heat which turns it from dough to bread. crust is the same as what it envelops. there is no sandwich for one unit

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Anonymous #3 10w

Sourdough starter is soup

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Anonymous #6 10w

Mmm salad.

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Anonymous OP 10w

I was gonna go with sandwich actually- because there are vertical layers made of different types of tissue.

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Anonymous #6 10w

But it has sauce on top

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Anonymous OP 10w

Y’all I just found out meat doesn’t have fat

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