
Classic fake NJ hater 😂 literally the best state there is. Great variety of terrain (ski mountains up north, Delaware water gap, beaches, cities, pine barrens, lots of state parks, hiking trails up north), decent rail system, easy access to major cities and employers (DC, NYC, Philly), great public/private schools, highways with no trucks (shoutout NJTP cars only side)
I hope your pillow is mildly warm on both sides every single time you want to go to sleep. I hope that every time you add ice to your drinks it melts too fast and condensates aggressively on the side of the cup. I hope your payroll team accidentally missed 1 labor hour from your pay for so long and so consistently that you don’t notice the thousands of dollars that could have been yours if you noticed it. I hope that you forget an umbrella the next time it rains. May Allah forgive you, bc i dont