>attacks country unprovoked bc Israel told them to >country defends itself by clicking the “crash the global economy” button >US somehow never considered Iran would do the thing they said they would do for decades “guys you need to help us!”

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The art of the deal or something

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If Iran attacked us first this would make more sense, because he could say “the strait of Hormuz affects all of us, and ensuring safe passage of ships is in everyone’s best interest”. But this is literally “I screwed all of you guys over and now I want you to help me because I don’t want to fix this all by myself”

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Hope no one helps us

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