Well duh, everything that Daddy Supreme Leader Trump supports we support too

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It’s a cult

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breaking news: conservative polling data not motivated by genuinely held beliefs, “owning the libs” tops the charts

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It’s kind of a known political strategy that starting a war can unify people behind the leader. I mean George Bush’s approval numbers after 9/11 were something else and he didn’t even have to do shit (or maybe he did, who knows)

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