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onigiri.

I’m too drunk to understand this. What, you’re scared to live jn a world where you’re the only white guy? Bitch I lived in Baltimore that shit is waaaaay better than living with only white people around you. White people can’t cook for one.
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Anonymous 1d

No it’s clearly about egg markets vs cheap homegrown ones and labor shortages

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

The 12 brown eggs vs the one white egg is def struggling to convince me this is supposed to be about eggs

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Fuck you give me 50 bucks rn. You know how hard it is to construct a coherent statement when you’re this drunk? fuck ya life bing bong

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Anonymous replying to -> onigiri. 1d

It’s clearly about egg shortages and grocery inflation. The white eggs are being removed because they’re more expensive and harder to find, while brown eggs are replacing them due to supply shifts. The last white egg under the spotlight represents the final “premium” egg left before shortages fully take over.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

… that’s not true tho.

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Anonymous replying to -> onigiri. 1d

The horror aesthetic is about food scarcity and consumer panic, not race. The fact that people instantly jumped to demographic conspiracy theories over a carton of eggs honestly says more about the internet than the poster itself.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

I was literally a chicken farmer for like 10 years. Brown eggs are the more expensive type of egg. I know that because I was the mf pricing them.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Why you always lyin. Why the fuck you lyin

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

You’re full of shit on god

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Anonymous replying to -> onigiri. 1d

That’s exactly why the poster works as horror. Brown eggs being perceived as “premium” is part of the consumer psychology the image is commenting on. During shortages, grocery stores constantly reshuffle what counts as affordable, available, or desirable. In some places brown eggs cost more, in others white eggs disappear first because they’re the cheaper staple people panic-buy.

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Anonymous replying to -> onigiri. 1d

The poster about eggs is about eggs. Nothing more nothing less

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

That’s just not true tho. Nowhere are white eggs disappearing. They’re the base kind of egg. Just get a meat chicken they’ll lay those mfs for you before their legs break from the weight of their own fat. They’re fundamentally and empirically the least expensive type of egg.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Trust me dawg I’ve had eggs you literally couldn’t imagine. You ever cracked an egg that was blue? Or green? We used to have those mfs in surplus. You wanna talk about expensive eggs? Easter eggers or spharthona black eggs. Them mfs are expensive

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Anonymous replying to -> onigiri. 1d

That’s the point. White eggs are the cheap, familiar “default” grocery item people expect to always be there. The horror isn’t “premium eggs are disappearing,” it’s “the ordinary staple is suddenly gone or being substituted.” The image is tapping into inflation anxiety and empty-shelf psychology, not making a literal statement about poultry economics. Horror posters exaggerate everyday fears all the time.

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Anonymous replying to -> onigiri. 1d

Nobody watched Jaws and complained that shark attack statistics were too low for the metaphor to work.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

I’m too drunk for this

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Anonymous replying to -> onigiri. 1d

lol have a good night

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Word you to

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