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i think trump just found out that greenland exists and that’s why he’s obsessed with it all of a sudden
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Anonymous 4w

My theory is he doesn’t know how maps work and thinks it’s actually the size of a small continent

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Anonymous 4w

I personally think he fell for the Ol’ Viking map Switcharoo. Just wait until He learns Greenland has Ice And Iceland is Green.

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Anonymous 4w

My bet is that he thinks it’s genuinely green, and wants to open another golf course/resort place like Mar a lago that’s outside of US law jurisdiction so he can dodge trials that he knows are coming. Then again, I might be giving his ability to think that far ahead too much credit

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Anonymous 4w

He’s refilling the U.S. Strategic Golf Course Reserve with more Green.

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Anonymous replying to -> amethyst_headphone51 4w

even without this whole greenland thing i can confidently say he doesn’t know how maps work

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

The naming conventions of Iceland and Greenland may be the longest running gag in history

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

Now that’s GOT To be the reason!

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