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do you guys know how fucking annoying it is to be proselytized when you’re just trying to have a good day
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Anonymous 2w

Nothing makes me feel less spiritual and less religious than when some random mf tries to ramble to me abt how they overcame their demons (intrusive bisexual thoughts) and are now living their best life as they stand there clearly uncomfortable

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Anonymous 2w

See I’ve reversed it around where I try to collect as many missionary pamphlets as possible so I get excited when missionaries bother me

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Anonymous 2w

on the first day of classes freshman year a guy stopped me as i was walking into my class building and was like “would you like a free pocket bible?” and i was like “no thanks” and he like shoved it in my face and said “it’s about Jesus!” as if that was a super cool fact i didn’t know

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Anonymous 2w

Dude once cornered me in the chip aisle at Walmart to proselytize to me, bro was like “are you born again?” and I said “I’m Jewish” thinking that would get him to fuck off, shit did not work.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

the mormons get me on campus and i’m nice to them but what i really wanna say is you couldn’t pay me to believe that shit

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

My prized item is a pamphlet from the Peruvian new age cult called Alfa y Omega which combines Christianity, Peruvian communism, and ufo religion

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

I brought the Mormons homemade cookies and interviewed them so I could better understand some aspects and I went away with my own Book of Mormon

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

This dude had me like cornered in the store, I eventually got fed up with him and the other missionary he was with could see me getting mad, and called him off from me lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

“If I wanted to find Christ, I’d go to a church, not the chip aisle. Now can I go finish getting my groceries?” was when the other one stepped in and was like “okay I don’t think you’re gonna reach this guy”

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2w

plsss

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

My roommate at the time, who is in fact a Protestant who’s “been born again” was like “yeah I knew he wasn’t gonna take your answer but it was too late once you’d said it” lmao We’re also in the South, and when I get mad my Yankee starts coming out in my accent, and I think that’s what made the lady missionary pull the dude one away from me.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2w

Oh yeah dude in the grocery store was also yammering about how Jesus got him off drugs and alcohol, which saved his life. Like, that’s great for you man, sincerely. But I also don’t like the implication that you falsely clocked me as an alcoholic/drug addict just because I had long hair and a 36-pack of Coronas in my cart.

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