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You get an abortion. They complain. You have one. Mom. They complain. You had one dad. They complain. You have two moms. They complain. You have two dads. They complain.
203 upvotes, 73 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in US Politics. "You get an abortion. They complain. You have one. Mom. They complain. You had one dad. They complain. You have two moms. They complain. You have two dads. They complain."
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Anonymous 9w

This is why they die on the hill of advocating for the unborn. They’re the only group that they don’t have to compromise for or do anything for. They’re the perfect little group to use to act like they care about others while ignoring literally every other group that is struggling.

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Anonymous 9w

“Adopt not abort” people trying to ban capable parents from adopting kids

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Anonymous 9w

Jesus had two dads

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Anonymous 9w

Abortion is fair to the baby and is wasting precious life We don’t complain if you have a regular family that consists of a mom or dad just how nature intended. You don’t see lion cubs in the wild being raised by two fathers.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

I’m have been saying this for fucking ages and nobody gets it 😭😭😭😭 THANK YOUU

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

and when you suggest they do something for those unborn instead they call you a marxist communist and tell you to move to another country if you don't like it

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

not just capable, but in many cases superior, because there is so much more scrutiny for queer adoptive parents

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

forgot your pills?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

Not* fair

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

Nope. I think you guys did. Why is it you never see the type of families or stuff liberals want in nature. But in nature there’s no lgbtq stuff

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

I was referring to your “fairness” statement lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

I’m a biologist. Black swans form lifelong homosexual mated pairs and have a higher reproductive success rate than heterosexual pairings lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

Did you mean isn’t ?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

Also you’re using a smart phone to post about what is natural lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

It’s not fair. Once the baby has been conceived, you don’t get to play executioner and decide whether it gets to live. And I know y’all like to separate babies from fetuses, but after a certain point, the only real difference between a fetus in the womb and a baby outside the womb is a layer of skin.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

Yes I meant isn’t

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

You’re just pushing the homosexual narrative to the black swans. At best the are two bros raising baby swans and protecting the territory, not involved romantically at all.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

Yeah just two bros forming a life long pair bond and raising children together year after year. Normal bro activities

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

Wait was your actual question if the male black swans can physically produce eggs oh my god. They adopt the babies, genius.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

If I have a child and my bro has a child, and something happened to the mothers, we could raise our kids together, let them grow up side by side, and pool our money and resources to give them the best life possible. There’s nothing homosexual about that. That’s all the swan does

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

There is no proof the black swan did anything homosexual. It’s not gay to raise your kids

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

The completely heterosexual gay sex the swans have? They do mating dances for each other and fuck.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

yeah pure survival, not sexual, unless you think defending territory or taking care of offspring is homosexual?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

They will mate with females and then drive her away to raise the kids for themselves lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

The purely survival gay sex the birds have

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

do you have citations for that or what?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

Fuck no. You’ve never had a crazy baby mom or ex you didn’t want to deal with?

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

The Australian museum.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

I’ve had some exes if I got them pregnant I’d leave them and go raise my kid. If my bros also have kids then our kids become cousins. Stop tryna push that homosexual animal narrative

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

If you think it’s platonic to have sex with your homies and raise children with them you may be gayer than me and I fuck other men

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

The male black swan did not have sex with another male. Where did u get that

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

“Omg they were nestmates”

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

Homosexual mating itself is actually much more common in nature than permanent homosexual monogamous pair bonds like the birds have.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

I want whatever you’re smoking on bro

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

mating behaviors like what? You know there’s only one behavior that you’ve described and this seems to be rather vague. Also, how is any of that gay in the context of swans?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

You can look up pictures of male birds mating with each other if you’re this dedicated.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

Anal sex between males (seen in lions). Oral sex between males (seen in fruit bats). Blowhole sex between males (seen in dolphins). Animals be getting freaky. My point is #5 went “nooooo it’s only gay if I can see them fuck” and that’s literally even more common than gay pair bonding lol.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

Bonobo females engage in homosexual sex as a form of pair bonding. Ruff bird males will mate with each other, likely as a method to attract more females to their territory. There’s multiple species of lizards which are all-female and need to stimulate mating with each other to induce egg production.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

It’s called having a biology degree and being employed as a field biologist

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

Why are you now talking about different animals, of which you don’t seem to elaborate on the actual psychological engagement going on, as a matter of confusion, environment response. Do you know people in prison get that action, but they aren’t gay?

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Anonymous 9w

There’s multiple animal species where they start out as female or male and then switch sexes. Clownfish are a common example. All born male, but become female if they are the dominant clownfish in their colony. This is different from being trans but like clearly y’all don’t know a lot about biology lol.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

Ah so now you’re talking about species where the static male/female dichotomy does not persist, which is inherently necessary if we are talking about animal homosexuality in relation to human homosexuality. Not comparable to say the least. Are the swans becoming female too?

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

lol y’all are so funny. At this point you’d think it’s straight for me to date and bang another dude.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

If you were forced to it wouldn’t be gay, but if you had an inherent sexual and romantic drive it would necessarily be. It’s about the person and why doing it not the action.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

So let me get this straight (heh). It’s not gay for male animals to pair bond for life and raise children together. And it’s also not gay for animals to have frequent gay sex. Guess I’m just straightly getting with dudes then

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

Did they personally tell you they bonded for life? No. You just see two bros and assume they’re gag and bonded for life. Which is weird asf

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

Nobody is forcing the bats to suck each other off my guy.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

Animals don’t have gay sex. If my dog humps his toy it doesn’t make him gay. Just dumb dog

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

Prison is a great example

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

Good point. If my dog starts humping my leg does that make my dog gay?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

I’m supposed to… ask the swans? Have the straight swans told you they pair bonding for life too? Are you the straight swan whisperer?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

Yeah bro having anal sex with each other isn’t gay at all. Or giving a brojob. Do you have some things you need to work through? Seems kind of in denial ngl.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

you are attributing human actions to animals. It’s probably not sexual for the bat and equivalent to them giving a handshake.

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Anonymous 9w

By your logic there’s no heterosexual behavior in animals either because we can’t ask them lol

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Anonymous 9w

Bro is legit just misconstruing things at this point.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

This is honestly some of the funniest shit I’ve seen because I’ve never seen anyone try to claim gay sex isn’t gay if the animals can’t talk to you about it lol. Y’all are in DENIAL denial. Gotta tell the next dude I get with how straight it is.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

Yeah bro it’s totally non-sexual to suck each other off. That’s a great one I’m gonna pull that out next

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

You don’t have to ask. You just have to analyze the circumstances, and if you can, perhaps animal psychology if you are able. Cognition is invisible, so you’ll have to rely on available data rather than assuming. Thats the point of asking questions and being skeptical about how you know that an animal is gay if you can’t “ask it if it’s gay”

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

Lizards can’t do that, your point?

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

The available data being “we see animals have homosexual sex”

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

just because you say it exists doesn’t mean it does, and again homosexual sex does not automatically mean the doers are homosexual, i.e prison cell mates.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

How do you know it’s actual sex, how do you know it’s not out of survival or circumstance, since clearly there’s parental and territorial necessities to pairings

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

There’s an entire documentary about animals having gay sex lmao. Yeah bro it’s totally straight

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

Yeah bro penis in butt doesn’t count as sex. This sounds like some shit dudes in a gay porn would tell each other lollll

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

Straightly sucking my homie off

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

If it exists, and if it is presented without political or, statistical, or interpretation bias. Also, ik you’re a field scientist but if all you talk about is sex, maybe evaluate yourself

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

Your fantasy not mine

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

Yeah 🤤

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

A lot of animals have gay sex.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

U talk too much

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

At a certain point, yeah. That’s why basically nobody is arguing for 9th month abortions except in cases of life and death for the mother. However you cannot equate that to being what all or most abortions are

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

You forgot about the second gay family I have with your father, where we help people abort mistakes like you

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

reminder: the comment that started this was "you don't see lion cubs being raised by two fathers" insinuating there are no *homosexual* pairings in nature. they showed you just how stupid and wrong that was, providing you with studied *homosexual* relations of various animals you then move the goalpost to "gay" sex. you know we can't ask homosexual animals if they're gay... but you also can't ask if they're straight. the intellectual dishonesty is apparent

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