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US Politics 17h
Hey religious conservatives, answer me this: If your god rewards faith and punishes sinners, and being LGBT is a sin, then why is my dick so much bigger than yours???
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Anonymous 17h

Is this satire

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Anonymous 17h

It matters not what your penis size is on earth. We will all be given heavenly bodies in the new heaven and everyone will have big penis there. But also in heaven marriage will not really exist so

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 17h

No, I am more hung than religious conservatives

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 17h

So you’re implying that heaven is one huge orgy? And also everyone has a penis? Sounds pretty gay to me man

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 17h

Nothing seems to suggest that gender identity or sex won’t exist in heaven But then again I guess mockers would say it’s a fictional concept so it doesn’t matter

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 17h

What does a heavenly body look like exactly?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 15h

Wait so can I select my heavenly horse cock like it’s a video game character designer

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 15h

That’s what I’m sayingggggg

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 15h

My shi gon be leopard print n everything 🤩

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 15h

Real I need me that designer dick, hell give me two

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