Anonymous #1 21w

Yeah the fuckig landlord

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Anonymous OP 21w

Don’t let your landlord tell you what you can and cannot do

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Anonymous #1 21w

Your right fuck that guy

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Anonymous #1 21w

Oh my. God. Snails are allergic to salt. What if I peed salt on it

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Anonymous #1 21w

The guy is probably dying and it’s all my fault

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Anonymous OP 21w

Yes pee is naturally salty bc excess sodium goes out in pee

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Anonymous #1 21w

What the fuck oh my god he is going to die

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Anonymous #1 21w

I did not mean to

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Anonymous OP 21w

“Huh that’s strange usually dad is home by this time… but we should definitely wait until he’s home to celebrate your birthday little Timmy”

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Anonymous #2 21w

I don’t think snails are sentient like that. But also the salt is dissolved so it probably isn’t as immediately dangerous

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Anonymous #1 21w

No this snail had a wife and children and OP should be ashamed of his/her/themself

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Anonymous #2 21w

Oh my ggod

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Anonymous OP 21w

#2 is just trying to get in your head. That snail was actually a serial snail killer.

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Anonymous #1 21w

I didt even know he was there

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Anonymous OP 21w

now timmy won't get to celebrate his birthday because dad never comes home, you killed him with your salty golden shower

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Anonymous OP 21w

they might go out looking for him and walk through your salty piss and the whole family dies

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