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I can’t believe the Cybertruck weighs almost as much as the armored X5s the FBI got. The Cybertruck isn’t even bulletproof and it weighs 7000 lbs 😭
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Anonymous 3w

also just looks like ass

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Anonymous 3w

Wait hol up…let’s back up to the part with the armored BMW X5s the FBI got. Huh?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 3w

I’m not a big car guy, I don’t know the stats or anything to tell you how it’s an objectively inferior policy. But I do know one thing about the Cybertruck. Looks like shit.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

Look up the BMW X5 Protection VR6. It’s wild 😭 bulletproof, can withstand explosions, has a self-healing fuel tank, and is supposed to drive like a regular X5 despite weighing 2000 lbs more

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 3w

inferior PRODUCT* damn predictive text I know I talk about politics a lot but sometimes I’m not

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

tryna buy a decommissioned old Popemobile so the opps can never touch me

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

They’re replacing some of the Suburbans with X5s for VIP transport and some operations. It’s cheaper (shockingly), handles better, and Suburbans are apparently so associated with law enforcement that it can expose you as a fed now 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

That’s wild

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