People who should be prioritized for the draft to Iran:
-Disney Adults
-white dudes named Kyle
-Valorant players
-Fraternities, all of them
-impatient dispensary workers
-the Kansas City Chiefs
-parents who bring noisy kids to R rated films
-Drake
-People who ask grok simple questions
-armpit fetishists
-people who shop at bohemian boutiques
-competitive Smash players
-Nestle executives
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Anonymous15w
Tf are the Disney Adults going to accomplish? If thereās no 2 hour long line, they arenāt showing up.
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Anonymous15w
There are gender neutral jobs in the military so add girls with the following in their bio:
ādonāt waste my timeā
āmessage me firstā on bumble
ādonāt be boringā
ānothing serious just a husbandā
ābe able to hold a conversationā
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Anonymous15w
Well there go my exes (valorant, smash, armpit fetishists (I didnāt know until her new girlfriend asked me about it and I havenāt talked to that ex since))
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Anonymous15w
People who hold up the line at Subway because they canāt decide on their toppings need to go
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Anonymous15w
Chiefs o line could wreck a little Arab dude no problem
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Anonymous15w
Step fathers
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Anonymousbig_al_the_riddler15w
U had me until armpit fetishists š
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Anonymousboariskarloff15w
-boariskarloff
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Anonymousbig_al_the_riddler15w
If u send me to Iran Iām fighting for them
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Anonymous#615w
An active war zone would still be easier for them to get thru than the Eagles
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Anonymous#815w
All you gotta do is say thereās a new theme park wayyyyyyyyy over there but thereās protesters from universal intentionally blocking them
Flank the enemy while theyāre distracted by the Disney adults, rinse and repeat
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Anonymous#215w
Iāll just tell them thereās limited edition loungefly on the other side.
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Anonymous#815w
I like the way you think
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Anonymous#815w
This is insider knowledge that you could only have if you worked @ Disney or have Disney adults in your family
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Anonymous#215w
Ok but some people cannot hold a conversation to save their lives, thatās a valid criteria
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Anonymousboariskarloff15w
Donāt blow my cover man, I canāt escape this Disney loving family. My aunts obsession with these bags is grating on my sanity, because itās spread to my mom š.