US Politics on Sidechat | Mitch McConnell is not dead, and I’ll explain why. It’s because Mitch McConnell can never die. Rather than having distinct organs with certain functions, Mitch McConnell’s body is made up of a highly viscous liquid that performs all bodily (continued ⬇️)

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Mitch McConnell is not dead, and I’ll explain why. It’s because Mitch McConnell can never die. Rather than having distinct organs with certain functions, Mitch McConnell’s body is made up of a highly viscous liquid that performs all bodily (continued ⬇️)

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Anonymous 10w

The Mitch Of Theseus

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He’s literally a body without organs

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functions in an equal distribution throughout the volume of his body. Therefore, he can continue to melt away, but he can never truly die. One day, he will be a puddle of a flesh-like substance sitting on the Senate floor, and he will still be sucking up to the GOP’s next demagogue

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Anonymous 10w

Not sure what about this is right wing

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Anonymous 10w

How are you seeing my posts? It’s an anonymous app

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