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Guess I’m hunting bussy in Williamsburg
I’m from Williamsburg, Virginia and I can’t stop getting jumpscared by fucking Brooklyn
It’s like shooting fish in a barrel
ooo maybe I can get a two for one special then
I should sloppily make out with a twink from the other Williamsburg and we can decide which one is better
I think the only fair way is to have a non williamsburger as a judge, you’ll be too biased for yourselves 🧐
I really do need to go to Brooklyn and tell people I’m from Williamsburg in my vaguely southern accent and see their reactions