Anonymous #1 2w

Smoking is my cope, I’m just genuinely struggling to see how we all make it another 20 years

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Anonymous OP 2w

i got another MAYBE 12 years before my lungs collapse

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Anonymous #2 2w

3 more Covid infections and we can get that number down to 5

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Anonymous ireallylikepancakes 2w

That’s the thing I already have but now I’m just like “why? Are we gonna be around long enough for it to matter?”

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Anonymous OP 2w

It always matters. Every day you choose not to smoke proves that you have free will. That you’re your own person. THAT YOU OWN YOUR OWN DESTINY. TAKE WHATEVER PREDESTINED PLAN WAS MADE FOR YOU AND SHOVE IT INTO THE AETHER. RISE UP AND LIVE!

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Anonymous ireallylikepancakes 2w

Don’t make me hope max

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Anonymous OP 2w

TOO LATE, FUTURE HOPE-MAXER.

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Anonymous OP 2w

GRASP THE UNDULATING WALRUS OF HOPE AND FLY ACROSS THE SEA OF SELF-FULFILLMENT!

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Anonymous ireallylikepancakes 2w

Counterpoint: Turkish royals

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Anonymous OP 2w

CounterCounterpoint: Donuts are healthy than cigarettes.

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Anonymous ireallylikepancakes 2w

frame perfect parry: donuts are even better with cigarettes

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Anonymous OP 2w

ULTRAcounter: think about how dry your mouth will be with both, it’s better to have one in one hand and water in the other.

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Anonymous ireallylikepancakes 2w

You not wrong, solid riposte

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Anonymous OP 2w

You fought valiantly. Unfortunately, I must now rest for several hours. Good day.

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