Holy shit my guy, Elons cum is dribbling down your leg have some decorum and wipe yourself up

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He’s not gonna let you hit lil bro

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Wait but I thought anyone could become rich by working hard and pulling yourself up by the bootstraps. What’s wrong with working at Subway? Is that not a good way to become a trillionaire? I thought anyone could do it.

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i’m not even gonna be mean, all i’ll say is the man you’re supporting would rape you and your mother and then eat you alive if someone told him it was the only way for him to keep his money.

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you eat at subway? what the fuck is wrong with you?

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