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US Politics 6d
Does anybody know Jesus’ refractory period?
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US Politics 6d
Watch Jesus comes back tomorrow and is like “nahhhh yall aren’t ready yet” and leave. We’re gonna have to wait for this man to come back for a fourth time.
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Anonymous 6d

anywhere between 3 days and 2000+ years

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Anonymous 6d

I am the first in my bloodline to read this, and hopefully the last

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Anonymous 6d

Well, it’s been around 727,000 days since Jesus last was on earth. I don’t think this has anything to do with his refractory period. Let’s not overly hate on religion here.

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Anonymous replying to -> gods_favorite_heckler 6d

Name checks out

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