“Guys, I’ve been wanting to tell you this for many years now, very big news with the aliens very big news. I was going to tell you earlier but the Biden alien association said I couldn’t. Just so you guys know, Roswell, to many of your surprise, was not a weather balloon… it was swamp gas. I know I know, it definitely wasn’t gornan ass harvesters from ding on 9 what eat your poop and live in your ears, it wasn’t that and we don’t have them in area 52 rn. But yes I’m great and I will never lie”

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