cheese_of_the_world_unite on Sidechat | Someone cursed by a land developer 20-30 years ago who planted a Bradford Pear in their yard under the logic that they grow fast and flower pretty, but they forgot to think about how the flowers smell like fishy semen. I hope, anyways.

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Someone cursed by a land developer 20-30 years ago who planted a Bradford Pear in their yard under the logic that they grow fast and flower pretty, but they forgot to think about how the flowers smell like fishy semen. I hope, anyways.

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Anonymous 10w

No they keep posting about how they swallowed a load that tasted like rotten fish

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I just saw “fishy semen” and wanted to talk my shit about the Bradford Pear, which is ubiquitous in my home state. Found out my girlfriend and I’s high schools hundreds of miles apart both had separate sexual nicknames for that fuck ass tree on the grounds that smelled like fishy nut.

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cheese_of_the_world_unite 10w

I too am all too familiar with the Bradford Pear. The neighborhood I grew up in was covered with them