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my first acts as US President: 1. mandated daily 8 hours of Instagram reels for all newborns 2.unban four loko from college campuses 3. make “we are Charlie Kirk” the national anthem 4. introduce 150 hour workweek 5. nuclear war with france
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Anonymous 3d

You forgot the 250 year mortgage (for 250 years of American history )

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Anonymous 3d

6. no more aid to Israel?

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Anonymous 3d

"Nuclear war with France"

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3d

genius. you will be VP

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 3d

they will be annexed by greenland

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3d

They should be annexed by Albania. You sir have lost my vote! 🤬🇦🇱

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 3d

French person spotted

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2d

if I said israel or india instead would that be freaking based and redpilled enough for you? maybe if I mentioned agartha?

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