Tell your mom to cope and seethe

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HIPPA and you’re helping her meet her deductible or some shit

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"wdym, i didnt get surgery. i always looked like that?"

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Hahaha that’s what I’m doing next year😜 good luck twin and congrats!!

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damn u have balls. i could never it also would be so cheap w the insurance we have

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“Oops, the insurance inserted itself 🤷‍♀️”

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“Well it’s not like I can do it twice”

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Honestly, just say that you're going to stay at a friend's house for a week, for some type of anime convention or book convention, that has different people on certain days. Then that should at least give you enough time to heal, and just don't take your shirt off around her, then she won't be able to tell.

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