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Why is mild money laundering so hard ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I just want to create a secret bank account to hide from helicopter parents so I can buy diy ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Anonymous 14w

PayPal is good to buy and store money, but they donโ€™t let you use funds from PayPal directly and it shows up on statements as crypto

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Anonymous 14w

Im in the same boat

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 14w

Naw see they can see every transaction and would question the shit out of any major purchase

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 14w

Next guess would be buy a debit gift card from Walmart and use it to buy crypto, but idk any wallets that accept debit cards

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 14w

Might workโ€ฆ Honestly just gonna try to leave my phone in my apartment and walk to the bank and hopefully I donโ€™t need it while Iโ€™m there

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