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Today I f’ed up 11w

hatwithbow

 i was cleaning and accidentally knocked over my favorite perfume… it shattered everywhere. i’m filled with immeasurable grief. and i’m bleeding. i will be mourning my perfume with the intensity of a victorian widow. i’m accepting condolences at this time.
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Anonymous 11w

You have my condolences as well as my aunts soul

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Anonymous 11w

This is so sad. May I lay peacefully with you in silence and shared a thoughtful, tear in remembrance of your now separated scent?

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Anonymous 11w

theres also a fragrance oil "inspired by" that same perfume & you can get a 50lb drum of that for 2000 bucks. not relevant but i thought it was funny

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Anonymous 11w

Maybe we can all pitch in $10 for OP to get a new bottle

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Anonymous 11w

Or we can help you find something similar please read this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/FemFragLab/s/QydDLiLXzk

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Anonymous 11w

One more https://www.reddit.com/r/FragranceStories/s/9ZxOrEpPfW

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Anonymous 11w

i have seen so many of these stories i swear all my perfume bottles will have bubble wrap from now on..

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Anonymous 10w

My deepest condolences. I am so sorry for your loss. Please accept this bouquet of flowers. 💐 You’re in my thoughts and prayers.

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Anonymous 10w

I am so sorry for your loss of the best perfume you found 🕊️💐

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

pardon, your aunt’s soul?

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 11w

I swear it’s worth at least 5 bucks

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

your poor aunt. unfortunately, my perfume was fairly expensive. you can keep her soul.

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 11w

Aw man 😔

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 11w

you may. we can mourn woefully together.

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 11w

May I be so bold as to inquire the type of perfume you have so sadly lost this night?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 11w

it was Phlur’s Father Figure 💔 i’ve never met a perfume that complimented me so well. sooo figgy and cozy

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 11w

You must save funds and get a new bottle

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 11w

i have no funds to save :’) but perhaps i’ll ask for some for christmas. i was planning on asking for money for tattoos thoughhh

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 11w

This is so tragic friend

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 11w

i know. both my perfume and my heart shattered todayyy

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 11w

that’s literally me. how did you know?

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 11w

Just knew :)

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 11w

found a depop listing for $20, we could get this for OP if even 2 people chipped in 10

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

nononooo not necessary haha

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

though so very sweet!

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 11w

not relevant? i think you underestimate my love for this perfume…

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 11w

you're right. we gotta get mr beast on this we'll get you 100 50lb drums of that oil and fill up a swimming pool 😎

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

Yo id def chip in

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Anonymous 7w

try YEAR 😭 i had only used it a handful of times. i bought it with my 21st birthday money 😣💔

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Anonymous 7w

ugh see that’s soo cool. i want to collect perfumes but i just don’t have the funds for that :’) this was my most expensive one so far and of course, it had to shatter. just my luck 🫠

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Anonymous 7w

ohh i’m sure there’s a dupe somewhere! i’ve just been too lazy and broke to look lol. it was Father Figure by Phlur. it’s not even that expensive i’m just that broke 💀

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