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Today I f’ed up 6d

hatwithbow

 i was cleaning and accidentally knocked over my favorite perfume… it shattered everywhere. i’m filled with immeasurable grief. and i’m bleeding. i will be mourning my perfume with the intensity of a victorian widow. i’m accepting condolences at this time.
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Anonymous 6d

You have my condolences as well as my aunts soul

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Anonymous 5d

This is so sad. May I lay peacefully with you in silence and shared a thoughtful, tear in remembrance of your now separated scent?

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Anonymous 5d

Maybe we can all pitch in $10 for OP to get a new bottle

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Anonymous 5d

theres also a fragrance oil "inspired by" that same perfume & you can get a 50lb drum of that for 2000 bucks. not relevant but i thought it was funny

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Anonymous 5d

Or we can help you find something similar please read this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/FemFragLab/s/QydDLiLXzk

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Anonymous 5d

One more https://www.reddit.com/r/FragranceStories/s/9ZxOrEpPfW

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Anonymous 4d

i have seen so many of these stories i swear all my perfume bottles will have bubble wrap from now on..

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Anonymous 4d

My deepest condolences. I am so sorry for your loss. Please accept this bouquet of flowers. 💐 You’re in my thoughts and prayers.

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Anonymous 4d

I am so sorry for your loss of the best perfume you found 🕊️💐

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5d

pardon, your aunt’s soul?

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 5d

I swear it’s worth at least 5 bucks

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5d

your poor aunt. unfortunately, my perfume was fairly expensive. you can keep her soul.

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 5d

Aw man 😔

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

you may. we can mourn woefully together.

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 5d

May I be so bold as to inquire the type of perfume you have so sadly lost this night?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

it was Phlur’s Father Figure 💔 i’ve never met a perfume that complimented me so well. sooo figgy and cozy

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 5d

You must save funds and get a new bottle

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

i have no funds to save :’) but perhaps i’ll ask for some for christmas. i was planning on asking for money for tattoos thoughhh

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 5d

This is so tragic friend

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

i know. both my perfume and my heart shattered todayyy

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 5d
post
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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

that’s literally me. how did you know?

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 5d

Just knew :)

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5d

found a depop listing for $20, we could get this for OP if even 2 people chipped in 10

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5d

nononooo not necessary haha

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5d

though so very sweet!

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5d

not relevant? i think you underestimate my love for this perfume…

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Anonymous replying to -> hatwithbow 5d

you're right. we gotta get mr beast on this we'll get you 100 50lb drums of that oil and fill up a swimming pool 😎

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4d

Yo id def chip in

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