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Today I f’ed up 8w
My mom cleaned my room - very very nice of her! She found all 6 of my vibrators
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Anonymous 8w

Damn bro how many pussies you got?

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Anonymous 8w

How am i supposed to compete w 6 vibrators

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Anonymous 8w

Target have a sale? You need a pink tool box 🗃️

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Anonymous 8w

At least your mom didnt try to gift you vibrators for your birthday 🥲😭

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Anonymous 8w

She should have stopped after the first one😭

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Anonymous 8w

That’s why mine went to college with me

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Anonymous 8w

This is why i insist that my parents are not allowed to touch my stuff no matter what

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Anonymous 7w

Do you ever use two simultaneously or are u like a collector

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Anonymous 8w

Mom be like, “ why’s this lemon in here “🍋😵‍💫

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Anonymous 8w

Funny

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Anonymous 8w

BITCH 6?!

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Anonymous 8w

My landlord came over to check something the other day and I forgot I had my tail plug and vibe out and now I will avoid him until my lease is up 🥲

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Anonymous 7w

don’t worry one tome i found my mom’s dildo on MY bed

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Anonymous 8w

I remember when this happened to me. This why I hate “nice surprises” now 🫩🫠

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Anonymous 7w

My mom cleaned my room and just threw mine away. I was pissed but like I couldn’t ask her about it..

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Anonymous 7w

Left mine in the bathroom after a nice bath in my grandparents house. My grandmom handed it to me quietly 💔💔

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Anonymous 8w

W

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Anonymous 7w

this happened to me ;-; and she found my weed jar with pipe in it but somehow didn’t know what it was???? she never brought it up but it was moved so i know she found it

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Anonymous 8w

LMFAOOOOO

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Anonymous 8w

I have 27

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Anonymous 8w

No surprise here unless you’re a guy

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Anonymous 7w

Were they in different places?

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Anonymous 7w

Alright ThAnus

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Anonymous 7w

Only 6, how bout 9?

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Anonymous 8w

Dude so many people have seen and touched my toy at this point… I mean do you know how many handshakes and fist bumps I’ve given?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

you work with them, not against

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8w

An iq too high?

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 8w

Omg that’s such a Ginny and Georgia move

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8w

One, I have needs

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 8w

I forgot mine. 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 8w

I wish we have an “open door” thing

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 8w

I left mine in a box and put some of my hair across the opening before taping it so I can tell if my parents broke the tape to open it or not by seeing whether the hair is in one piece or broken/gone entirely

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

all 6 😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 7w

Of course 😛

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

Yo😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 7w

No seriously it’s so gross

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 7w

a collector is so funny 😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 7w

Only 6, how bout 7?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

you’re so real for that

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Anonymous 7w

??

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

how r u using said vibs when ur door has to stay open?

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 7w

wtf

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 7w

YESSS

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 7w

Actually genius 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 7w

Living dangerously, clearly 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 7w

Death note type shit

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Anonymous 6w

you seem like a real pos 💀

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Anonymous 6w

idk my friend has 4 or more and there’s nothing weird about it?? you never jo with variation?

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Anonymous 6w

again, variation 🤷‍♂️

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Anonymous 6w

idk bruh

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Anonymous 6w

ok then why do we also have lots of different kinds of sex toys?

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Anonymous 6w

To be fair, I have a variety bc I forget to charge them and nothing worse than your vibe dying in the middle of a sesh 💔 and sometimes I want glass vs silicone. Or suction. That’s not even counting tail plugs, vibrating plugs, long distance controlled toys…

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Anonymous 6w

Lmao I like tail plugs bc if they get sucked in (a fear I have due to it happening to my friend LOL) you have plenty to pull it out 😂 long distance controlled toy is a toy controlled through an app on a phone. It can be controlled by your partner from thousands of miles away if you’re in a long distance relationship or want some spice while they’re away on a trip or something. You also have toys specifically for lesbians such as double sided dildos or straps

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Anonymous 6w

Oooh plus all the extras like nip clamps, bondage rope/cuffs, electric shock machines, gags, swings, rods, etc

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Anonymous 6w

Ain’t nothing wrong with a lil spice in your life ;) can’t afford to go out so might as well make my private time fun enough to make up for it lmao

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