Damn bro how many pussies you got?

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How am i supposed to compete w 6 vibrators

324

Target have a sale? You need a pink tool box 🗃️

180

At least your mom didnt try to gift you vibrators for your birthday 🥲😭

167

She should have stopped after the first one😭

131

That’s why mine went to college with me

114

This is why i insist that my parents are not allowed to touch my stuff no matter what

51

Do you ever use two simultaneously or are u like a collector

30

Funny

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Mom be like, “ why’s this lemon in here “🍋😵‍💫

26

BITCH 6?!

20

I remember when this happened to me. This why I hate “nice surprises” now 🫩🫠

10

W

8

My landlord came over to check something the other day and I forgot I had my tail plug and vibe out and now I will avoid him until my lease is up 🥲

6

Cant relate bruh my mom bought me one 🤷🏽‍♀️

5

LMFAOOOOO

3

No surprise here unless you’re a guy

1

I have 27

1

Were they in different places?

1

Dawg Id cry rip

1

don’t worry one tome i found my mom’s dildo on MY bed

1

Only 6, how bout 9?

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Dude so many people have seen and touched my toy at this point… I mean do you know how many handshakes and fist bumps I’ve given?

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