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Forgot my Stanley at work so I grabbed a regular plastic water bottle. On the way to class I tried to open it between my legs and I spilled it. Now it looks like I pissed myself. I have class in 5 mins.
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1428 upvotes, 25 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Today I f’ed up. "Forgot my Stanley at work so I grabbed a regular plastic water bottle. On the way to class I tried to open it between my legs and I spilled it. Now it looks like I pissed myself. I have class in 5 mins."
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Anonymous 57w

You should tell everyone that you pissed yourself

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Anonymous 57w

piss pants mcgee over here

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Anonymous 57w

I’d dump a little more water on myself, on my shirt, so it doesn’t look like a pissed myself lmao

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Anonymous 57w

Maybe spill MORE water on yourself, a little higher, that way it’ll blend downwards and be high enough that it just looks like you spilled something.

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Anonymous 57w

Just make your pants entirely wet. People will be confused but they won’t confuse it for piss

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Anonymous 57w

At any basic inconvenience just go back home

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Anonymous 57w

Oh look I just peed myself lemme make an excuse rq before folks start talking

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Anonymous 57w

Can’t you just tie something like a sweater around the pants lol

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Anonymous 57w

dude i feel you the other day i peed myself and i was so scared people were gonna think i spilled water on myself like some kind of demented fuck

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Anonymous 57w

Is the water bottle in the room with us peepeepants?

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Anonymous 57w

pissy pants

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Anonymous 57w

this happened to me yesterday i spilt my entire waterbottle and my underwear was soaked

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Anonymous 57w

Little piss boy /ref

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Anonymous 57w

sending a pity award

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Anonymous 57w

id jo to the bathroom and use the hand dryer

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Anonymous 57w

yeah okay pee pee girl

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Anonymous 57w

Nice excuse OP

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Anonymous 57w

Looks like you’re in your car, I always got some bs backup pants

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Anonymous 57w

“All of pants, you must wet.”

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Anonymous 57w

own it!

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Anonymous 57w

This reminds me of the piss boy meme

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 57w

i second this

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 57w

peak

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 57w

Fr that’s how u know it’s gonna be a bad day

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 57w

Classic origami yoda move

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