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got a noise complaint bc I stuck my dildo to the wall and rode it. Apparently my neighbors heard my ass smacking against the wall. 0/10 most awkward conversation with my RA ever
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Anonymous 7w

Just added something new to bucket list thx

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Anonymous 7w

Lowk reading this turned me on😭

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Anonymous 7w

thanks for the advice on what not to do 🫡

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Anonymous 7w

Genuine question! 🥺 how do u do that??? I struggle bc there’s no where for my legs to go. I can only do it standing. I’m considering getting a rlly long one so my hips don’t feel like they’ll snap

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Anonymous 7w

I’d have lied to the RA honestly I ain’t catching a case like that

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Anonymous 7w

Ik ur bad af

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Anonymous 7w

What the fuck did I just read? That was a surprise

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Anonymous 7w

I tried doing that and i couldnt :(

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Anonymous 7w

well obviously if it’s a shared wall they’re going to hear something hitting their wall. how stupid do you have to be 😭

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Anonymous 7w

Why would you use the wall? You got the entire floor to do it on

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Anonymous 7w

This is hilarious I can’t even fathom writing something like this

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Anonymous 7w

-said the forty year old man

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Anonymous 7w

Another win for the blind

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Anonymous 7w

Let alone the loud noise thru the wall… how do they not hear you moaning??

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Anonymous 7w

Crazy thing to do in your dorm room

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Anonymous 7w

Use their door instead

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Anonymous 7w

ass SLAPPING the wall??? goddamn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous 7w

Bro what…

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Anonymous 7w

Ts funny as hell

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Anonymous 7w

this is an original sentence 😭😭😭

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Anonymous 7w

Should’ve done this on your outside wall 🫩🫩

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Anonymous 7w

something you could keep to yourself btw

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Anonymous 7w

is this fr

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Anonymous 7w

So what exactly did you tell the RA??? lol the truth or something else

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Anonymous 7w

ASU?

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Anonymous 7w

wait i’ve done this before too i hope my neighbors didn’t hear oh god

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Anonymous 7w

LMAO

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Anonymous 7w

Relatable

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Anonymous 7w

There are worse things

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Anonymous 7w

I do this but on the floor to make less noise bonus if you have a hard surface

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Anonymous 7w

So was it tentacle or what

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Anonymous 7w
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Anonymous 6w

Jesus fucking Christ…….

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Anonymous 7w

Honestly who among us

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Anonymous 7w

lmao

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Anonymous 7w

Did u enjoy it though?

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Anonymous 7w

Gtfo

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

bro I’m begging u js watch porn how is yikyak getting u off 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

Some would say that

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Anonymous 7w

I mean it’s a pretty embarassing story so I’d prefer not to attach my face to it.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 7w

Same 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

To be fair, respectfully, that was a crazy read

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

highkey waiting for OP to answer, like the people wanna know 😭😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 7w

what? 40yr old men can’t stick their dildos to a wall and bounce on it?

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 7w

i mean where else are they gonna do it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

If you’re free to share shit stories like this, then we’re free to react however we want

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Anonymous 7w

Bro got -20 lmfao

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

I did it standing. I basically just suctioned it to the wall and went crazy. I put my arms on my desk for support

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 7w

Unfortunately

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 7w

I’m not stupid just ovulating

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 7w

It feels better on the wall

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 7w

Imagine being me and doing it 🫩

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 7w

Probably

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 7w

Better than outside your dorm room

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

THANK YOU

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 7w

I better be able to

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 7w

And deaf 😭

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Anonymous 7w

top ten things that never happened

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 6w

That ass MUST be phat

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