got a noise complaint bc I stuck my dildo to the wall and rode it. Apparently my neighbors heard my ass smacking against the wall. 0/10 most awkward conversation with my RA ever
Genuine question! 🥺 how do u do that??? I struggle bc there’s no where for my legs to go. I can only do it standing. I’m considering getting a rlly long one so my hips don’t feel like they’ll snap
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Anonymous7w
I’d have lied to the RA honestly I ain’t catching a case like that
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Anonymous7w
Ik ur bad af
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Anonymous7w
What the fuck did I just read? That was a surprise
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Anonymous7w
I tried doing that and i couldnt :(
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Anonymous7w
well obviously if it’s a shared wall they’re going to hear something hitting their wall. how stupid do you have to be 😭
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Anonymous7w
Why would you use the wall? You got the entire floor to do it on
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Anonymous7w
This is hilarious I can’t even fathom writing something like this
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Anonymous7w
-said the forty year old man
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Anonymous7w
Another win for the blind
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Anonymous7w
Let alone the loud noise thru the wall… how do they not hear you moaning??
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Anonymous7w
Crazy thing to do in your dorm room
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Anonymous7w
Use their door instead
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Anonymous7w
ass SLAPPING the wall??? goddamn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Anonymous7w
Bro what…
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Anonymous7w
Ts funny as hell
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Anonymous7w
this is an original sentence 😭😭😭
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Anonymous7w
Should’ve done this on your outside wall
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Anonymous7w
something you could keep to yourself btw
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Anonymous7w
is this fr
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Anonymous7w
So what exactly did you tell the RA??? lol the truth or something else
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Anonymous7w
ASU?
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Anonymous7w
wait i’ve done this before too i hope my neighbors didn’t hear oh god
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Anonymous7w
LMAO
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Anonymous7w
Relatable
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Anonymous7w
There are worse things
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Anonymous7w
I do this but on the floor to make less noise bonus if you have a hard surface
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Anonymous7w
So was it tentacle or what
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Anonymous6w
Jesus fucking Christ…….
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Anonymous7w
Honestly who among us
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Anonymous7w
lmao
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Anonymous7w
Did u enjoy it though?
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Anonymous7w
Gtfo
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Anonymous#17w
bro I’m begging u js watch porn how is yikyak getting u off 😭
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Anonymous#27w
Some would say that
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Anonymous7w
I mean it’s a pretty embarassing story so I’d prefer not to attach my face to it.
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Anonymous#67w
Same 😭
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AnonymousOP7w
To be fair, respectfully, that was a crazy read
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Anonymous#77w
highkey waiting for OP to answer, like the people wanna know 😭😭😭
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Anonymous#137w
what? 40yr old men can’t stick their dildos to a wall and bounce on it?
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Anonymous#157w
i mean where else are they gonna do it
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AnonymousOP7w
If you’re free to share shit stories like this, then we’re free to react however we want
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Anonymous7w
Bro got -20 lmfao
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Anonymous#77w
I did it standing. I basically just suctioned it to the wall and went crazy. I put my arms on my desk for support