wiped the snow off my neighbors cars in the parking lot to be nice. it all melted and refroze on the ground so i slipped and ate shit on the ice that wouldnt have been there if i hadnt tried to be nice
WAIT YALL HOLD THE FUCK ON. I was just cleaning garbage off a beach and I picked up a beer bottle thinking it was empty and that mf spilled all over me. Chunks in it and everything. FUCK BEING A GOOD PERSON.