savannah slow down

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Wait hold up

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did I miss a chapter? He has a boyfriend?

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having sex with a frat was the very first step you went wrong

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Whenever I think my life is shit I remember someone else is doing worse. 🫩

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She banged a dtd 😭

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You should’ve known given his love of salad . . .

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you guys gotta choose wisely not just who’s the hottest 😂😂✌️

46

Yay! And wait what

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He discovered himself, good for him. I hope he’s responsible daddy too.

31

Folk

22

well fuck

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😭

4

huh

1

I hat

1

This worst case scenario

1

Since we’ve been here from the start, I propose we pick a name for the baby. Janus.

1

????

1

Pardon?

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that’s crazy, personally planned parenthood would’ve immediately been called

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They’re mostly DL sweetie and they like to get banged hard by BBC. I know cause I’m BBC. Your first mistake was effing a frat boy. Blessings to you and your family.

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