I can’t remember when I showered last but I use underarm antiperspirant and baby wipes for mi culo but when I have my hands behind my head and can smell my pits, I can’t help but think the scent really could calm my hypothetical wife’s nervous system
When I’m at my gfs I shower cuz she has a really nice one. Mine is a piece of shit. Or maybe it’s cuz I recently cleaned it am afraid I didn’t do a good enough job and it still won’t drain properly