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If god was real people would be born without wisdom teeth
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Anonymous 19w

I mean to be fair the old testament god was kinda just like that though. He lowkey sucked

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 19w

But then again old testament god was basically just recolored zeus (well-known asshole) so thats not shocking. This isnt me making this up btw a lot of the old testament stories are just blatant retellings of greek mythology

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Anonymous 19w

Try rereading the text if youre having trouble understanding

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 19w

Citation needed. There are some that are clearly stories from the region reframed from an Israelite lense, but its not a “slipped this by the stupid masses”, its an intentional reinterpretation, which was common practice at the time. Its like how we have re-interpreted the Columbus story from being a hero discovering America to a colonialist jerk. New facts weren’t discovered, what was important shifted, and our interpretation to match.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 19w

Intentional reinterpretation, also known as changing the names (aka what i said originally)

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 19w

This is like a well-known fact of religion and multiple religions have done this to each other. Heck, stories of the same event change even within the same religion.

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