General on Sidechat | My favorite mythological fact is that King Gilgamesh, before meeting Enkidu, signed it into law that whenever a couple gets married he needs to pipe the wife to show her what she’ll be missing out on for the rest of her life. And he was built like this.

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General 3w

My favorite mythological fact is that King Gilgamesh, before meeting Enkidu, signed it into law that whenever a couple gets married he needs to pipe the wife to show her what she’ll be missing out on for the rest of her life. And he was built like this.

54 upvotes, 7 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in General. "My favorite mythological fact is that King Gilgamesh, before meeting Enkidu, signed it into law that whenever a couple gets married he needs to pipe the wife to show her what she’ll be missing out on for the rest of her life. And he was built like this."

Anonymous 3w

my rizz god

Anonymous 3w

Then the gods created enkidu to go fight him bc everyone was upset about it but then they practically got married soooo

Anonymous 3w

Since the epic says that first humans were created from clay……does that mean we are just pottery class gone wrong?…

Anonymous 3w

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Anonymous 3w

I think this would make the king hated by every fighting age man in the country….

Anonymous

canesfan 3w

I mean, yeah it did. But Gilgamesh was wrestling dragons n shit so nobody wanted to check him until the gods decided to step in

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Anonymous

OP 3w

Fair enough