jk she has a flat butt… but a beautiful face. I bought her similar flowers I bought my mom for Mother’s Day cuz my gf is a dog mom (and stepmom but fuck those guys). She saw the flowers, card and snacks Monday morning and she came back to bed crying and then the look on her face was just pure feminine joy . I love being a man and celebrating women . Wanna hear about the Mother’s Day I yelled at my mom 8/9 years ago?

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