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I went to urgent care thinking something was really wrong. Turns out I’m just super constipated. The cure … chugging 64 oz of gatorade with 14 caps of MiraLAX mixed in. Taken with two senna tablets. I’m in for a long night, pray for me, I will update you.
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Anonymous 1w

If it helps: you now understand how to prep for a colonoscopy. Godspeed, soldier. 🫡

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Anonymous 1w

32 oz down 32 oz to go

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Anonymous 1w

Update??

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Anonymous 1w

Almost done, one bottle left and 1 hour to drink it. I’m so full of gatorade!

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Anonymous 1w

I both feel a little better but at the same time I can feel stuff moving in my intestines. My movements at around 11pm were mostly Gatorade so I risked sleeping. Just woke up. Tummy’s a little crampy and it’s my movements are no longer just Gatorade. I fear this will continue into the day.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

This better be an all in one night thing dude! I’ve got plans for tomorrow!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

I hate to tell you … but that much miralax is gonna stick with you for more than tonight.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

I don’t want to cancel these plans!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

I have finished off the 46 oz of gatorade, MiraLAX. My stomach has visually extended due to the mass quantities of Gatorade in my stomach. I fear I can no longer leave my bathroom.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Be close to a bathroom I guess 😬 I am so sorry

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

It’s started and it won’t stop!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Sounds about right 😬 my little sister got super backed up as a kid like this and was at risk of developing mega colon so they put her on miralax a few times daily.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

How are you doing today?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

Sorry been a minute better, still have to be on MiraLAX just not as much

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