Congratulations! One of my friends from hs went into the air force several years ago! We pranked him by playing the morning Reveille one night while he was asleep and he shot out of bed like a bullet it was hilarious!
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Anonymous22w
cannot relate lol. no one can force me to go into the army service
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Anonymous22w
Shout out to you man!
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Anonymous22w
Good for you bro but personally I could never I don’t wanna risk my life to kill people I don’t hate
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Anonymous22w
So you support Trump and want to go fight innocent people overseas? I hope you get a postmortem Purple Heart.
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Anonymous#322w
Woah who peed in your Cheerios lol
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Anonymous#122w
Did it on my own free will, no ones asking you lol
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Anonymous#222w
Appreciate it brotha 🔥
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AnonymousOP22w
I’m a woman…but brotha works! 🤣 idrc
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AnonymousOP22w
Instantly reminded me of jeffy
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AnonymousOP22w
So you do support him. Yeah I hope you get a few metals in your uniform.
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Anonymous#322w
“Metals”
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Anonymous#422w
Yeah, that wasn't a typo.
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AnonymousOP22w
i hope you dont die in combat then (you probably will)
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Anonymous#122w
Wow you are weird
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Anonymous#122w
Kinda hoping they do. Live by the sword, die by the sword.
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Anonymous#322w
Is this like a funny haha I’m messing with people on the internet or a real take?