Lowkey I think Jesus’ kindness and acceptance would just ragebait Vader into heart failure
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Anonymous8w
Ummm I don’t know. Guy with power of GOD?
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Anonymous8w
Jesus so strong he allowed himself to be executed and then came back stronger
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Anonymous#18w
idk man like yeah hes strong but he lost to some roman dudes and nails
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Anonymous#18w
not good off he won’t use it
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Anonymous#18w
if**
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AnonymousOP8w
He didn’t lose he just allowed them to do it and said aight im gonna come back to life now. Vader never came back to life 😂
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Anonymous#18w
Yea he did. He was in the force form for the last part of the movie.
Jesus got his ass beat
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Anonymous#38w
Wow force form 😂. How scary. Can’t even hold a light saber
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Anonymous#18w
Compared to Jesus’ crying while he got whipped? yeah lmao
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Anonymous#38w
Compared to Anakin screaming like a lil B when obi wan beat him and then dying like a lil B when palpatine basically killed him 😂
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Anonymous#18w
You mean anakin the same guy who killed Mace Windu, Count Dooku, and the Separatist Council?
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Anonymous#38w
Jesus experienced every sin to ever exist throughout all of time and still withstood it. He saw it all and still wants to forgive. Jesus would fix anakin easily, physically, mentally, and physically, if luke managed.
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Anonymous#38w
He killed mace because mace was distracted. He killed dooku with obi wan help. He did do good job of killing bunch of defenseless children by himself 😂
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Anonymous#58w
“he allowed himself”
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Anonymous#48w
Jesus can’t even do that now, millions of christian’s deconstruct. We have never seen Jesus actually exert any power to show his strength, it’s all moral feel good speeches.
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Anonymous#38w
He could have smitten everyone there but chose not to
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Anonymous#18w
Who has Jesus killed in a 1v1?
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Anonymous#38w
Yea dummy. He knew Judas was gonna betray him and he would be crucified. He was sending a message
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Anonymous#38w
He carried a 300-pound cross a very long way while being brutally injured
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Anonymous#38w
Only way Vader wins if he allows him to win 😂
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Anonymous#58w
And Anakin skywalker pulled a star destroyer while it was flying, a ship that weighs over 40 million tons when empty.
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Anonymous#18w
Who has Jesus beaten in a 1v1?
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Anonymous#38w
Jesus can just negate the force
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Anonymous#38w
Vader
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Anonymous#38w
Satan
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Anonymous#58w
Him too
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Anonymous#58w
And Vader couldn’t even beat obi wan so he would get floored by satan
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Anonymous#58w
Satan is still alive and corrupts billions. How did he beat him?
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Anonymous#18w
He literally kills Obi wan lol.
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Anonymous#38w
Because obi wan allowed him to win. Watch the scene again. It’s same way Jesus would have to allow him to win 😂
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Anonymous#18w
Why are you pretending Vader and Satan are fighting? Jesus didnt even beat satan
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Anonymous#38w
Way to avoid my point that obi wan allowed him to win 😂
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Anonymous#18w
Way to avoid my point that Satan is still alive and well, and in fact is such a problem that people have started a religion worshipping him lmaooooo
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Anonymous#38w
He is alive and well? Show me. I know Vader is dead and that obi wan let him win 😂
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Anonymous#18w
I don’t believe in fairy tales but that’s a key portion of the bible lmao, crazy you don’t know that.
Jesus died without ever actually beating people. His own disciples didn’t even take him seriously enough
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Anonymous#38w
And Vader would of got his ass beat by an old obi wan if he didn’t let him win 😂