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Anonymous 13w

I still have no clue how anyone deduced the rapture would be on the 23rd. Didn’t Jesus literally say “you don’t know the day nor the hour”?

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Anonymous 13w

Why is everyone talking about the rapture all of a sudden?

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Anonymous 13w

Bruh I’m there right now they got Yik Yak in Heaven pull tf up to Joseph Smith’s cosmic palace he’s throwing a party for Hulk Hogan

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Anonymous 13w

The rapture happened. We are all living in hell rn

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Anonymous 13w

Everyone was saying that Jesus is coming back on September 23rd, but in all honesty, no one knows when he’s coming back, so they’re mocking the fact that the rapture didn’t happen *yet*

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Anonymous 13w

Jesus: sorry yall I had a wine tasting. Everyone loved my Pinot Noir. But anyway, a LOT of you ain’t coming up here

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Anonymous 13w

The whole point is that it’s not supposed to be predictable 😭

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Anonymous 13w

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE MY FUCKASS EXAM NOW

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Anonymous 13w

Maybe it did happen but none of us deserve to go to heaven yet

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Anonymous 13w

All I know is that it all started from tik tok

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Anonymous 13w

The rapture is dumb Protestant nonsense, why are y’all like this man

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Anonymous 13w

The idea of a rapture is impossible, God said every single eye and soul in the world would see the second coming of Jesus. Even the dead who didn’t believe or denied him or never believed in him. They will see that the prophecies are true and who the true real king is!

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13w

it will not happen

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 13w

Idk it seems like a feedback loop online

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 13w

No Christians that I know said a rapture would happen

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 13w

It’s also a sin to try and figure out when.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13w

it was predicted to coincide with Rosh Hashanah 2025, which was yesterday and today

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 13w

Convinced #pleaseforgivemeJesus

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 13w

I don’t think that it’s necessarily a sin, but futile since the Bible literally says no one but God knows 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 13w

repent 🙏

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 13w

nah

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 13w

Maybe Jesus will come through for you and come down from the Heavens. He looks at your professor in the eye and says “they don’t have to take it.” Then he leaves and everything is all good :)

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 13w

Now didn’t the Bible say that we wouldn’t know when it happens? People never learn smh

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 13w

According to what I read in the Bible, that’s correct nobody knows the date or the hour. But it does say we’re supposed to be prepared. How many students on campus are prepared for the return of Jesus Christ?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13w

Some guy predicted that Jesus was coming back today. But if you’re not ready, you might wanna get ready.

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 13w

Why do you think we’re living in hell right now?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 13w

It will not happen today, but it will happen

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 13w

The Bible does say that hell has enlarged itself

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 13w

There are a lot of people who have not received. Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, but there are a lot of people who have.

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Anonymous replying to -> agent_cartman 13w

Why is it dumb and why is it a protestant nonsense?

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

Because A) Catholics amd orthodox don’t believe in it, it was created by a Protestant preacher in the 1800s B) LITERALLY NO ONE CAN AND WILL KNOW WHEN THE WORLD ENDS. It’s literally heresy

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Anonymous replying to -> agent_cartman 13w

Well, of course nobody knows when the world will end. That’s actually proven by the Bible. But the Bible also proves that Jesus will return. Do you agree with that?

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 13w

They will resurrect to witness his second coming but won’t enjoy eternity with God

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 13w

I agree with everything you just said.

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

Well yeah that’s like the whole big thing of what happens to us in the end. Nothing to do with the rapture tho

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