How do stars organize parties? They planet

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No joke, but I have a stupid story from last night. My friend really likes bugs, and I tolerate them. One time when I was driving these two white spiders descended from my rear view mirror, and since he doesn’t mind picking up critters, and he was in the passenger seat, I wanted him to move them so they wouldn’t land on me. Instead of saying any of this, I just point forward and start saying “white guys! White guys!” And my friend starts panicking bc he assumed there was someone in the road

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So, paddy died in a horrific fire, his two best friends went to identify the body. Seamus said, “yep he’s burnt pretty bad, roll him over”, “nope that ain’t paddy.” And similarly his friend Sean looked and said “yep he’s burnt pretty bad, roll him over”, “nope that ain’t paddy.” The Mortician dumbfounded asked well how can you tell, and the brothers responded, well paddy had 2 assholes. Everybody knew.

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