What happened: tRump: “He said if I give him a jet then he’ll show me how he monitors cameras he has set up in random citizen’s bedrooms they have no idea exist. There are too many beautiful, voluptuous women out there. The most voluptuous in the world. We’ll make America great again by spying on them and removing agency. And he’ll show me how. He’s a great guy. The best. Just asked for a jet in return.”

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